If I Ever Wanted to Make a Dishonest Dollar…

If you have ever looked for a job, ever thought about looking for a job, or even had a dream about looking for a job, you’ve probably woken up with an inbox filled with “I CAN FIND YOU A JOB IMMEDIATELY MAKING 2000000$ AN HOUR, JUST CASH THIS ACTUAL CHECK AND THEN GO TO JAIL BECAUSE IT’S FAKE!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!”

It probably looked something like this:

Makin’ It RAIN!!!!

From: tilobinti samuel jaranti <t.sjaranti@yahoo.com>
Sent: Saturday, May 14, 2022 4:41 PM
To: sucker@sucker.sucker.com
Subject: Equal possibility for Sucker J

Good day Sucker J! Home based job for USA Lawful Permanent Residents only!

I am an HR specialist and I have found your resume through recruiting agency.

We are searching for a commodity package handler for a part-time position with our company. Job responsibilities include review of contents of the packages that will be delivered to your home or office address. You will also need to write a product review on our dashboard and then ship the product to the destination.

No special knowledge is required to work on this position. You just need to be a attentive, honest and responsible person.

Monthly pay will be in the range of 4000 to 5000 USD.

If you are interested in this position, please let me know about that in your reply, I will email you the details.

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And they want your money (or something) so badly that they didn’t even bother to finish the danged thing!

Here’s another, but this doesn’t have to do with a job…I don’t know what it has to deal with!


From: Dr.Selby Alan <quangns.ct@ninhbinh.gov.vn>
Sent: Friday, May 27, 2022 7:11 AM
Subject: Business Proposal

Dear Friend

I wish to introduce myself to you, I am Selby Alan Keith a British, also a contract staff of an offshore bank (The Lloyds Bank Plc) London office. I am the head of the Audit Department. I am pleased to get across to
you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal which I believe will profit the both of us after completion. I contacted you after a careful thought that you might be capable of handling this business transaction, which I will explain below. The sum of £35,500,000.00GBP (Thirty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pound Sterling) is floating unclaimed in my bank as all efforts to get across to the relatives of our client who deposited the money have hit the stones. There is this client Mr. Roger Ian Wright a US businessman, founder of a Sao Paulo-based investment company. On the 22nd of May 2009, Mr. Roger Ian Wright, his wife and his two children all died in a King Air B350 plane crash seaside resort town of Trancoso, in the state of Bahia.

All attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. My position here at my office requires me to investigate and provide the Next of Kin, I therefore made further investigations and discovered that Mr. Roger Ian Wright did not declare any next of kin or relation in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork in my bank. According to the British Law the money will revert to the ownership of the British government after 10yrs if nobody applies to claim the fund. To prevent this from happening I have decided to seek your assistance to have you stand as his next of kin so that the said fund (£35.5 Million Great British Pounds), would be released in your name as the next of kin and paid into your account. All documents and proof that will have you claim this fund without stress will be forwarded to you upon your response to this mail.

I intend to share it 50% for you while 50% for me. I shall send you the details and necessary procedures with which to make the transfer to your bank account.

Should you be interested? Please send me your:

* Full names
* Private phone number
* Current residential address
* Occupation
* Age
* Sex.

Reach me via my e-mail ID: selbyalankth@gmail.com

Your immediate response will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Dr. Selby Alan Keith

It’s interesting that this has worked so well for so long…maybe I ought to get into this to get a new car!

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As usual here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to cover those things that tend to fly under the radar to a large degree. On this page I’ll be looking at bad/weird movies that don’t seem…

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For the terminally lazy (ME!), I LOVE sites like this that have ready-made bad movie lists! Sure, I know that The Mummy and the Curse of the Jackals isn’t worth the film it’s filmed on, and that star Anthony Eisley talked his stunt double into doing most of the walking about in the terrible “jackal head,” and that the director, Oliver Drake was supposedly senile. (I say “supposedly,” because looking at this film, who can tell?)

And if you were wondering, yes, I CAN tie this in to the Three Stooges. Anthony Eisley starred in a couple of Al Adamson films. Al Adamson and Sam Sherman wanted the Three Stooges to star in The Jet Set (which became Blazing Stewardesses). Everything was set until Moe was too ill to go on with the filming (which would’ve begun in March).

Remember, almost everything can be connected to the Three Stooges and/or John Carradine!

My First 100 Days as President 

Trump Troll For President 2016!

On Wednesday, Donald Trump gave a speech that included an outline of actions he’ll take on his first 100 days as President of the United States. Here, an imagined recreation of his early musings on the subject.

Source: My First 100 Days as President 

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The Ted Cruz To the Future Coloring Book was the 2013 “gotta have” present for the young tea party tyke in training. Nervous conservative parents concerned that the liberal media would turn their child into an Obama supporter, could relax! For hours of truth filled fun, this educational book promised to indoctrinate the kiddies in […]

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Please note: Mr. Cruz has MORE personality in a coloring book than in real life.

Think about it.

(Also think about the fact that this man would–somehow–be worse than Trump. That’s right, I said WORSE.)

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We live in a world where Drumpf (among others) can say something as stupid as he has, backpedal and try to take back his comments (dude, just OWN them! You’ve said stupider!), and STILL not really be called on it.  Look, you know that when he says “punish” he means “poor.”  Just think of it–punish poor women for seeking abortions AND punish them if they choose (there’s that pesky word CHOOSE!) to have them by cutting out necessary programs. (No, not all of them are welfare! And even if they are, it’s still significantly less than ‘rich folks’ welfare.)

Seriously–I can’t even take this election cycle seriously anymore (then again, I’ve been cynical for a while now.) Between the Teflon Don (whatever you say will just roll off his back!) and the rest of these clowns, I’m through! Sure, I’ll vote, because if I don’t vote, I can’t bitch. But then again, I’ve been bitching and voting since ’96, and no one’s listening yet…

Most Popular Powerball Combo!

Powerball Computer Program!(I know it’s a terrible screenshot, but that’s not the point.)

Ladies and gentlemen, there is a program that will help you win the POWERBALL jackpot!  Let that sink in.

A.

Program.

To.

Help. You. WIN.

The.

LOTTERY!

I’d say I’m speechless, but I’m kinda wishing I’d have thought of this first. Is it a terrible idea? Of course! Is it the kind of thing that will cause lightning to strike you dead? YES and YES! It’s the American Way!

#Trump2016

 

Now, I’m not saying this is a scam…

I'll take my eggs scrambled!
I’ll take my eggs & Spam scrambled!

I've edited NOTHING. All of the grammar mistakes and weird formatting is in the original.

Good Day,
 
Profitable job place in enjoyable work atmosphere is open at this time in our
Company. We recruit people to occupy this place with basic salary of $4,200  per
month.
We also stimulate our stuff with various bonuses, Medical and Dental packages
and free trips.
 
On this post your basic duties will be connected to our customers support.
Your Role: assist and control various client's tasks, carry out invoicing,
provide the best customer service to existing and our potential consumers.
Location: USA;
NO relocation essential.
 
Totally you must have for this post:
- good social experience;
- have a grip on email, excel;
- client care experience is a plus;
-  be of full legal age;
- no criminal records.
 
For more information about our employment place, please reply to my email
 
Please respond with your resume if you have it. It would be a great plus for HR
Department consideration.
Thank you for attention,
HR Dep.

You just can't make this crap up!