BAD MOVIES | Balladeer’s Blog

As usual here at Balladeer’s Blog I like to cover those things that tend to fly under the radar to a large degree. On this page I’ll be looking at bad/weird movies that don’t seem…

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For the terminally lazy (ME!), I LOVE sites like this that have ready-made bad movie lists! Sure, I know that The Mummy and the Curse of the Jackals isn’t worth the film it’s filmed on, and that star Anthony Eisley talked his stunt double into doing most of the walking about in the terrible “jackal head,” and that the director, Oliver Drake was supposedly senile. (I say “supposedly,” because looking at this film, who can tell?)

And if you were wondering, yes, I CAN tie this in to the Three Stooges. Anthony Eisley starred in a couple of Al Adamson films. Al Adamson and Sam Sherman wanted the Three Stooges to star in The Jet Set (which became Blazing Stewardesses). Everything was set until Moe was too ill to go on with the filming (which would’ve begun in March).

Remember, almost everything can be connected to the Three Stooges and/or John Carradine!

My First 100 Days as President 

Trump Troll For President 2016!

On Wednesday, Donald Trump gave a speech that included an outline of actions he’ll take on his first 100 days as President of the United States. Here, an imagined recreation of his early musings on the subject.

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Coloring The Truth About Ted Cruz — Envisioning The American Dream

The Ted Cruz To the Future Coloring Book was the 2013 “gotta have” present for the young tea party tyke in training. Nervous conservative parents concerned that the liberal media would turn their child into an Obama supporter, could relax! For hours of truth filled fun, this educational book promised to indoctrinate the kiddies in […]

via Coloring The Truth About Ted Cruz — Envisioning The American Dream

Please note: Mr. Cruz has MORE personality in a coloring book than in real life.

Think about it.

(Also think about the fact that this man would–somehow–be worse than Trump. That’s right, I said WORSE.)

Abortion Rights – Driving Ms. Crazy — Envisioning The American Dream

Step on the Gas Nervous Dot the Democrat is sure glad that Bette’s husband Dick drives a Chevrolet. Men can be real speed demons on the road but with Republican Dick every ride is big and steady! Dot and Bette agree : If husbands must drive fast…make sure its a Chevrolet. The 2 gals in […]

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We live in a world where Drumpf (among others) can say something as stupid as he has, backpedal and try to take back his comments (dude, just OWN them! You’ve said stupider!), and STILL not really be called on it.  Look, you know that when he says “punish” he means “poor.”  Just think of it–punish poor women for seeking abortions AND punish them if they choose (there’s that pesky word CHOOSE!) to have them by cutting out necessary programs. (No, not all of them are welfare! And even if they are, it’s still significantly less than ‘rich folks’ welfare.)

Seriously–I can’t even take this election cycle seriously anymore (then again, I’ve been cynical for a while now.) Between the Teflon Don (whatever you say will just roll off his back!) and the rest of these clowns, I’m through! Sure, I’ll vote, because if I don’t vote, I can’t bitch. But then again, I’ve been bitching and voting since ’96, and no one’s listening yet…

Most Popular Powerball Combo!

Powerball Computer Program!(I know it’s a terrible screenshot, but that’s not the point.)

Ladies and gentlemen, there is a program that will help you win the POWERBALL jackpot!  Let that sink in.

A.

Program.

To.

Help. You. WIN.

The.

LOTTERY!

I’d say I’m speechless, but I’m kinda wishing I’d have thought of this first. Is it a terrible idea? Of course! Is it the kind of thing that will cause lightning to strike you dead? YES and YES! It’s the American Way!

#Trump2016

 

Now, I’m not saying this is a scam…

I'll take my eggs scrambled!
I’ll take my eggs & Spam scrambled!
I've edited NOTHING. All of the grammar mistakes and weird formatting is in the original.

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