Bad Movie Night — Site of the Week (or, 18 Years on the Internet is Like 30 Years of Real Life…)

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There’s nothing I like better than a “links” page. Someone has (thankfully!) done all the work for me in finding more great b-movie sites so I won’t have to. That’s all fine and good until you run up against one like this.

Obviously, 1999 is a million years ago in website years (it’s also the year I started using Amazon to feed my bad movie appetite), so it’s no surprise that most of these sites are gone. But it is neat to see the few that are still up and around. Go on, take a trip back in time!

Jungle Hell | Jabootu’s Bad Movie Dimension

Source: Jungle Hell | Jabootu’s Bad Movie Dimension

This, as well as Andrew Borntreger’s badmovies.org (I’ll do an entry on that site too, trust me!) are my go-to sites for bad movie dissection. I love Jabootu because of Mr. Begg’s long-windedness (that’s a plus!) as well as his historical input–you want to know WHY Doris Wishman’s movies are so terrible? You’ll get some history here! You want to know why “Jungle Hell” is so terrible? Oh, you’ll find out!

I have seen this movie–or some movie just like it, 30+ years ago after the Stooges and Bizarre had gone off for the night. I believe this was double billed with “Picture Mommy Dead,” but it may have been a rare TRIPLE bill, because I also remember it being around Easter 1985, and “Billy the Kid vs. Dracula” playing around the same time. Oh, how I miss the olden days of KPLR and their late-night line up! Between (the then) KMOX-TV’s Bijou and The Late Show, and KDNL’s All Night at the Movies (I think?), you had your fill of bad movie goodness!

I miss the 80s…they weren’t as good as I remember the 70s being, but then again, I don’t really remember much of the 70s…

 

The Shame of Fat Shaming — Envisioning The American Dream

Some folks believe gaining weight is the worst thing a woman can do. One of them is running for president. Setting the gold standard for misogyny, ( “No one demeans women the way I do, believe me”) Donald Trump has been a fat shamer and critical of any woman who falls outside his definition of […]

via The Shame of Fat Shaming — Envisioning The American Dream

Ah, yes! THIS is the man that tells me “I don’t have a choice” but to vote for him…even though I STILL think we’re being “Trump Trolled.” (It’s like being “Rick Rolled,” but you know, less entertaining, because Trumpy doesn’t have an actual talent.)

Remember! Trumpy’s ideal woman is his daughter! (No, not THAT one! The pretty one–Ivanka!)

“This Isn’t a Joke Anymore” — The Lester & Charlie Review

“Years ago, it meant something to be crazy. Now everyone’s crazy.” ~Charles Manson ***

via “This Isn’t a Joke Anymore” — The Lester & Charlie Review

I usually don’t curse in my blog entries, but this? LOOK AT THIS HEADLINE.

YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING WHEN YOU LET HIM WIN. SO, YOU BREAK IT, YOU BOUGHT IT. THIS IS YOUR “GUY,” AND JUST BECAUSE HE’S SHITTING THE BED DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET TO “CONDEMN” HIM (OR WHATEVER THE FUCK Y’ALL HAVE BEEN DOING.)

THIS IS YOUR GUY. EITHER DEAL WITH HIM VIA THE 2ND AMENDMENT OR JUST SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE RIDE.