Countdown to Horrorwe’en, Day 10!

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https://www.senselesscinema.com/2022/08/night-of-bloody-horror.html

I said I was going to start off October with 31 days, but I’m lazy, so it looks like it’s just going to be a sort of “Top 10” countdown of terrible horror movies until the big day.

Here’s one that’s been on my radar for quite a while, but I’ve not yet seen it. Off to YouTube!

(Review courtesy of the good folks at Senseless Cinema!)

Countdown to Hallowe’en!

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I said I was going to do my usual Bad Movie Countdown for the month of October…that didn’t happen.

I said I was going to do something spectacular to end the month with a bang…that’s probably not going to happen.

Since it’s been over a month since I posted anything, here you go…and I might end the month with a slightly smaller bang. There will be bad movies involved, I promise!

Who’s the old man now, OLD MAN?!

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Amazing what a mere 24 plus hours can do to a campaign, isn’t it? On the one hand, we’re still gonna have to hear about more Sleepy Joe “Truths,” but even the King of Moronika can’t coast on “Ol’ Man Joe” forever.

However, (and this is the black Jewish cynic in me), he’s been given a Black Asian VP on a silver platter. Does it matter that she can chew him up, spit him out because he tastes like rancid ham and sour Depends? HELL AND NAW. She’s the three things he hates: a woman, a woman of color, and a woman of color that is more than equal to refute his lies.

Now, before you think I dislike Chump because he’s a Republican, I NEVER LIKED THE DUDE WHEN HE HUNG AROUND THE CLINTONS. Donald John Trump is a terrible person, a terrible husband, a terrible father, and was (and may be again) a terrible president. Of all the Stoogian dictators to pick, they had to go and pick Ernst Roehm, Josef Goebbels, and Adolf Hitler, throw them into a Magic Bullet, and come out with the Three…something.

This is a time in which I was a political consultant. The minute Joe Biden even mentioned “stepping aside,” I’d pull a Moe Howard so fast…(according to Larry, Moe had “soft hands” which meant the slaps didn’t hurt…too much).

“DUDE! You’ve read Project 2025! You have one bad debate, forget some stuff and the “liberal media” has this mishegas on round the clock! Meanwhile, your competition forgot who his second wife was, claimed a woman was too ugly for him to rape, said his oldest daughter was a “nice piece of ass,” said his younger daughter (all of a year old) would have “great tits” when she grew up (and ignored her like a red-headed stepchild when she leaned in to kiss him at the convention), oh, and there’s that one other thing… 39 indictiments! I don’t care if you’re old, I don’t care if you’re tired, the GOP has played the long game and WON by stacking all the goddamn courts! Ain’t nobody got time for honor! This ain’t the old west. You do whatever it takes to win. Take a page out of Nixon’s book (but not too many…he did hire his own trio of Stooges for plumbers). You think LBJ wasn’t above using dirty tricks? We know for sure Kennedy wasn’t (or at least Joe).

Here’s another page to take out of Nixon’s book: make an enemies list. Find those traitors who wanted you out and do as you see fit. In fact, feed them to the new lions. (Hey, it worked in You Nazty Spy!)

Okay, rant over. From this moment forward, there will be no more politics discussed on this site unless Stooge related.

So…It’s Been a Month and a Half…

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…since I’ve “blogged,” and said entry wasn’t even a real entry, just me kvetching about Moe Hailstone, the 2024 version. Hell, I wish he were a version of Moe Hailstone–at least it would be funny rather than tragic to see people wearing gold diapers with t-shirts proclaiming “Real Men Wear Diapers.” That makes me wonder what Moe Howard would think of that–if he wasn’t keen on Nixon or Reagan, what could he think of the current GOP candidate?

But my point in blogging again wasn’t to write about what the 2024 version of You Nazty Spy! would be (though, whom would play Goering…I can see what’s his face as Goebbels…that one dude that’s virulently anti-Semetic even though he’s Jewish? Y’all know of whom I speak…Stephen Miller!)

Anyhoo…my point (and I DO have one!) is that once again, I plan to have a Six Degrees of Stoogeration Summertime Sh!tty Movie Playlist to kick off the unofficial start of summer, but of course, I’ve been distracted by much better blogs (see: https://acidemic.blogspot.com/) and of course, I’m again tempted to crib a better writing style until I find my own. (Pretty sure I’ve been on this blog for almost 10 years and I haven’t found my own voice quite yet! The fact that I’m not even going to go back and check to even SEE if it’s 10 years is rather telling…)

Anyhoo, look for the list soon!