Democrats raise $13K to reopen firebombed GOP headquarters

A group of Democrats came together Sunday to raise money to rebuild a Republican headquarters that was firebombed in North Carolina on Saturday night.

Source: Democrats raise $13K to reopen firebombed GOP headquarters

I’ll confirm the presence of the elephant in the room. How many people are going to say that Trumpy (or someone associated with his campaign) did this to get more votes/sympathy/add to the evidence that “everyone’s against me!”

 

My First 100 Days as President 

Trump Troll For President 2016!

On Wednesday, Donald Trump gave a speech that included an outline of actions he’ll take on his first 100 days as President of the United States. Here, an imagined recreation of his early musings on the subject.

Source: My First 100 Days as President 

How Is Donald Trump Going to Quit?

Donald Trump is not going to be the president.

Source: How Is Donald Trump Going to Quit?

Trump Troll For President 2016!

Coloring The Truth About Ted Cruz — Envisioning The American Dream

The Ted Cruz To the Future Coloring Book was the 2013 “gotta have” present for the young tea party tyke in training. Nervous conservative parents concerned that the liberal media would turn their child into an Obama supporter, could relax! For hours of truth filled fun, this educational book promised to indoctrinate the kiddies in […]

via Coloring The Truth About Ted Cruz — Envisioning The American Dream

Please note: Mr. Cruz has MORE personality in a coloring book than in real life.

Think about it.

(Also think about the fact that this man would–somehow–be worse than Trump. That’s right, I said WORSE.)

There are 228 days before the election, or, the number of days before I buy a TV.

It's an accurate depiction of politicians...
Pictured: ALL politicians

I have to get this off of my chest.

I am one of “those” people…well, almost.

You know the ones–the ones that are proud to say that they don’t watch TV.

(Innocent person trying to make conversation) “So, how’d you like the (insert TV related thing here)?”

(Smug TV-free person) “I haven’t watched TV in years! I still don’t know who shot JR!”

I’m definitely not that, and if I’m ever that smug about something other than the Three Stooges being the best comedy team evar, I deserve to have (insert something quirky and non dangerous here).

No, I’m not buying a TV because I’m in no mood to yell “GO TO HELL!!!113!” every time a political commercial comes on. I don’t care if you have a D, R, I, or Z behind your name, I don’t want to hear your ad. I already can’t tell y’all apart, so your dirty tricks won’t work.

Thankfully, we live in an age where you can watch terrible movies (The Giant Spider Invasion, anyone?) at any time, why would you put up with attack ads? Besides, we all know who’s the best candidate for president!

Fine For President!

Fine For President 2016!

Fine For President!

THIS is the face of your next president. I don’t care if he’s never had any political aspirations, or the fact that I don’t know if he was liberal or conservative, or that he’s been dead longer than I’ve been alive, you can’t tell me that he’s any worse than the other folks running.

(How’s that for a run-on sentence?)

If you look at how the “candidates” are acting, it’s more like a Stooges short than you think.

Except..it’s not funny.