If you have ever looked for a job, ever thought about looking for a job, or even had a dream about looking for a job, you’ve probably woken up with an inbox filled with “I CAN FIND YOU A JOB IMMEDIATELY MAKING 2000000$ AN HOUR, JUST CASH THIS ACTUAL CHECK AND THEN GO TO JAIL BECAUSE IT’S FAKE!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!”
It probably looked something like this:
Makin’ It RAIN!!!!
From: tilobinti samuel jaranti <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Saturday, May 14, 2022 4:41 PM
Subject: Equal possibility for Sucker J
Good day Sucker J! Home based job for USA Lawful Permanent Residents only!
I am an HR specialist and I have found your resume through recruiting agency.
We are searching for a commodity package handler for a part-time position with our company. Job responsibilities include review of contents of the packages that will be delivered to your home or office address. You will also need to write a product review on our dashboard and then ship the product to the destination.
No special knowledge is required to work on this position. You just need to be a attentive, honest and responsible person.
Monthly pay will be in the range of 4000 to 5000 USD.
If you are interested in this position, please let me know about that in your reply, I will email you the details.
And they want your money (or something) so badly that they didn’t even bother to finish the danged thing!
Here’s another, but this doesn’t have to do with a job…I don’t know what it has to deal with!
From: Dr.Selby Alan <email@example.com>
Sent: Friday, May 27, 2022 7:11 AM
Subject: Business Proposal
I wish to introduce myself to you, I am Selby Alan Keith a British, also a contract staff of an offshore bank (The Lloyds Bank Plc) London office. I am the head of the Audit Department. I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal which I believe will profit the both of us after completion. I contacted you after a careful thought that you might be capable of handling this business transaction, which I will explain below. The sum of £35,500,000.00GBP (Thirty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pound Sterling) is floating unclaimed in my bank as all efforts to get across to the relatives of our client who deposited the money have hit the stones. There is this client Mr. Roger Ian Wright a US businessman, founder of a Sao Paulo-based investment company. On the 22nd of May 2009, Mr. Roger Ian Wright, his wife and his two children all died in a King Air B350 plane crash seaside resort town of Trancoso, in the state of Bahia.
All attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. My position here at my office requires me to investigate and provide the Next of Kin, I therefore made further investigations and discovered that Mr. Roger Ian Wright did not declare any next of kin or relation in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork in my bank. According to the British Law the money will revert to the ownership of the British government after 10yrs if nobody applies to claim the fund. To prevent this from happening I have decided to seek your assistance to have you stand as his next of kin so that the said fund (£35.5 Million Great British Pounds), would be released in your name as the next of kin and paid into your account. All documents and proof that will have you claim this fund without stress will be forwarded to you upon your response to this mail.
I intend to share it 50% for you while 50% for me. I shall send you the details and necessary procedures with which to make the transfer to your bank account.
Should you be interested? Please send me your:
* Full names
* Private phone number
* Current residential address
Reach me via my e-mail ID: firstname.lastname@example.org
Your immediate response will be appreciated.
Dr. Selby Alan Keith
It’s interesting that this has worked so well for so long…maybe I ought to get into this to get a new car!
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