So, I bought 2 more tickets…

Lottery ticketLottery ticket…because I’m apparently a glutton (or sucker) for punishment.  Because I’m also (apparently) insane, I decided to do some “research” on the internets about manifesting money. Lottery winning, in particular.

It seems that there are quite a few ways to look at the possibility of becoming rich. One site states that you should put your intention out there for the universe to hear, while the other states that you should keep it a secret. Of course, another states that THERE SHOULD BE NO DOUBT CLOUDING YOUR MANIFESTING!!!!!111 (She who doesn’t have doubt in ANYTHING is a person I really, REALLY want to meet!)

So, if you don’t hear of me for a while, it means I won the jackpot (Future sixdegreesofstoogeration: I DID NOT.), or I’ve jumped off the St. Louis Arch.

Most Popular Powerball Combo!

Powerball Computer Program!(I know it’s a terrible screenshot, but that’s not the point.)

Ladies and gentlemen, there is a program that will help you win the POWERBALL jackpot!  Let that sink in.

A.

Program.

To.

Help. You. WIN.

The.

LOTTERY!

I’d say I’m speechless, but I’m kinda wishing I’d have thought of this first. Is it a terrible idea? Of course! Is it the kind of thing that will cause lightning to strike you dead? YES and YES! It’s the American Way!

#Trump2016

 

I WANT MY $4 BACK!

Lottery ticket

I suppose this says it all…

My mother wanted to buy a ticket, and of course, being the dutiful daughter I am, decided that I didn’t want her wasting her money on a stupid lottery ticket. I would waste my money on not one, but TWO Powerball tickets!

As I stood in line, I realized that I had a better chance of meeting ALL the Zombies AND Argent in that convenience store in the middle of small town nowhere than I did at winning. I had a better chance of getting struck by lightning, becoming president, becoming the next Oscar winner, ALL of these…than winning Powerball.

And I thought my odds at getting a job sucked! Man, those were only a mere 1000 to 1. Powerball’s in the billion range by now!

Oh, and I still want my $4 back!