Blogmas For the Free…Day 1

This can’t be real…

The holiday season is a wonderful time to cultivate the joy and wonder of Christmas in children’s hearts. Christian themed children’s Christmas programs offer a unique opportunity to combine the joy of celebrating Jesus’ birth with the excitement of a theatrical performance. In this blog post, we will explore some inspiring ideas and themes for creating memorable Christian based children’s Christmas programs.

That’s NOT what we’re dealing with here. From the good folks at Million Monkey Theater, it’s time for the Twelve Days of Shitmas! On the first day of Shitmas, the internet brought to me…a show that seems kinda familiar. I’m not sure if I saw reviewed by Oddity Archive or elsewhere on the net, but as soon as I saw the title card, all of the hokey acting, redface that was ancient when the Stooges did it in the 1930s…and 1965… and last but definitely not least, the jankiest bootleg puppets that ever janked started coming back to me.

Anyhoo, enjoy this review from people far more talented than I!

(The title of the post is just a renaming of the only Christmas song Rod Argent ever released…I think, from Argent’s 1973 album, In Deep.)

http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/2023Shit1.html

Horrorwe’en, Day 26 (or, John Carradine is in Every Movie Ever…)

https://millionmonkeytheater.com/Nocturna.html

Trailer for the 2,598th movie John Carradine appeared in…for the year…

If you want to watch the ENTIRE movie, click on the star’s face above–you’ll have a hell of a time (I’m not saying you’ll ENJOY it, but…it’s good in a “so bad it’s terrible” kind of way. Let me put it like this–it’s full of all the sheisse I like: John Carradine slumming it in yet ANOTHER movie (making this the WORST version of Dracula…wait, I take that back–HE’S good, the movie is LITERAL ASS), terrible disco, terrible 1970s music, fashion, filmmaking…just think of everything that’s terrible (yet good!) about the 1970s and it’s here. In fact, just read the review from the good folks at Million Monkey Theater (they’re far better at taking this bagatelle down than I) and while you’re there, read the “Days of Shitmas” reviews…you won’t be disappointed!