Can You Pass This Grand Jury Screening Test?

From the good folks at The Lester and Charlie Review:

Can You Pass This Grand Jury Screening Test?.

I got 100%, which is amazing, since there was no way I’d be deemed “smart enough” (white enough/crazy enough/stupid enough/able to be bribed) to be a part of a grand jury.

(I’m also not a delicious sandwich, which seems to be another prerequisite.)