Some guy I’ve never heard of (you probably haven’t, either) was born (kinda) on this day in 1902.*
(He was actually born on September 5, 1902, but for some reason, he–and his siblings–thought that his birthday was in October. He didn’t even find out until he had to use a birth certificate to obtain a passport!)
Anyway, here’s the guy you’ve never seen, but should TOTALLY run for president…even if he’s been dead for 41 years!
THIS is the face of your next president. I don’t care if he’s never had any political aspirations, or the fact that I don’t know if he was liberal or conservative, or that he’s been dead longer than I’ve been alive, you can’t tell me that he’s any worse than the other folks running.
(How’s that for a run-on sentence?)
If you look at how the “candidates” are acting, it’s more like a Stooges short than you think.
Except..it’s not funny.
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