March Madness & Movie Mayhem, Day 26! Mr. No Legs – 1979 – Review

via Mr. No Legs – 1979 – Review

If you have lots of free time on your hands, take a look at the wonderful time-wasting site The Worst Movies Ever Made. Now, “worst” is in the eye of the beholder, but holy gee whiz…this one’s bad. Not even the ever-present John Agar or Richard Jaeckel can help this turkey. And when you finally get to see the title character, look out!

 

 

There’s a pay phone in the train station, but I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Only This Were True...Guten Tag! I am in a terrible dilemma for the train ride home–I won’t have any books to read! Screw not having a phone–I’ve forgotten that before. What’s terrible is that I don’t have anything to read! There are no bookstores in downtown St. Louis. I work in a city that’s a quarter as good as it was in the Stone Age. Arrrrrgh!

(And no, I’m not buying a goddamned newspaper. Although, I could buy a better one than the St. Louis Post-Disgrace…)