As most of you know, St. Louis is without a football team for the first time since 2003, er, 1987. The owner said the dome was a dump (paraphrased), and that no one was attending the games (very true). But here’s the problem: THE TEAM SUUUUUCKED. Even when the Big Red sucked, at least they were entertaining! When the Rams sucked, they sucked harder than (insert something/someone that sucks really hard here).
Seriously, whenever I hear about the football Cardinals, I still think St. Louis, and they’ve been gone for almost 30 years. The Rams have been here for most of my life, and I was still calling them the LA Rams. Turns out I was right!
Doesn’t have to be an NFL team, it could be Powder Puff, CFL, ACLU, AFL/CIO, we ain’t picky! Hey, bring back Arena football or the XFL!