(I know it’s a terrible screenshot, but that’s not the point.)
Ladies and gentlemen, there is a program that will help you win the POWERBALL jackpot! Let that sink in.
Help. You. WIN.
I’d say I’m speechless, but I’m kinda wishing I’d have thought of this first. Is it a terrible idea? Of course! Is it the kind of thing that will cause lightning to strike you dead? YES and YES! It’s the American Way!