I suppose this says it all…
My mother wanted to buy a ticket, and of course, being the dutiful daughter I am, decided that I didn’t want her wasting her money on a stupid lottery ticket. I would waste my money on not one, but TWO Powerball tickets!
As I stood in line, I realized that I had a better chance of meeting ALL the Zombies AND Argent in that convenience store in the middle of small town nowhere than I did at winning. I had a better chance of getting struck by lightning, becoming president, becoming the next Oscar winner, ALL of these…than winning Powerball.
And I thought my odds at getting a job sucked! Man, those were only a mere 1000 to 1. Powerball’s in the billion range by now!
Oh, and I still want my $4 back!